Friday, June 5, 2009

Buyer Beware

If, perchance, you have a GIANT FUCKING SNAKE, it would behoove you to warn prospective buyers that come to look at your house “Hey, just so you know, behind the door in bedroom number three there is a GIANT FUCKING SNAKE”. This way, you avoid the possibility that someone is going to have a massive coronary in the door way of bedroom number three, and possibly be devoured by the GIANT FUCKING SNAKE before you realize they never came back downstairs.
Just, you know, FYI.

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